If Your Dick Had Theme Music, What Would It Be? Jo Koy Answers The Internet

KFC 6/11/2019 9:07 PM

Imagine this. It’s time to have some sex. You’re up. Time to step up to the plate. So naturally you get to choose your walk up song. What song are you picking? Do you go with something sensual like Josh Reddick using Careless Whisper? Do you get cocky with it like Jo Koy did?? Have a Public Service Announcement that you’re dick is HERE and it goes HARD?

Personally, I have two answers. The first is me just trying to will certain things into existence. Just trying to guide karma in the right direction. I’m going Put It In Your Mouth by Akineyle. There will be no confusion about what I Hope happens with my erection. I will tell you exact what to do with it and where.

But honestly? My real answer? “Sorry” by Akon. I’m sorry, lady. I know you’re probably not thrilled about this. You can put the blame on me.

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